Friday, January 27, 2006

Subcomandante Marcos Appears In Houston!!!!!

WOW, this is huge!

For the past couple of years, Marcos has been mostly out of the media spotlight, and has just recently started making noise again.

The reason for those years of silence is that he quietly slipped away from the Selva Lacondana, moved to the U.S., Houston specifically, and assumed the personality of rapper Chingo Bling. Whenever "Marcos" was needed back in the jungle he would fly back incognito.

Sounds weird, but think about it people.

Both Marcos and Chingo are relentless self-promoters, hustlers, and ladies men. But the real smoking gun is that both travel with a rooster, Marcos' Pinguino and Chingo's Cleto bear an amazing resemblance. Pinguino for angrily attacking deviationist guerillas at ELZN basecamps, and Cleto for killing pitbulls.

Anyway, you be the judge, pics are attached, and these are about five months apart, which in Rooster years is big.

Marcos and Pinguino

Chingo Bling and Cleto